I Guess That's That

While I was getting J ready for bed the following conversation took place.

Me: Daddy is hunting this weekend. Maybe next year when you and Luke are older we will go hunting with Daddy.

J takes in every word I say with a super serious look on his face.

J: I older.

Me: Yes, you are older than Luke, but when you go hunting you have to sit in a deer stand and be very, very quiet so the deer will come out of the brush...

Hmmmm. This is a tough one. Surely he's too young to talk about the actual point of hunting. Wait-I've got it.

Me: ...then you can watch them.

J: (mater-of-factly) I will shoot them.

Well, okay then. That was easy.